A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Unfortunately the movie No Sex Please: We're British is not yet available on Disney Plus.
| Directing | Cliff Owen | Director |
| Writing | Anthony Marriott | Theatre Play |
| Writing | Alistair Foot | Theatre Play |
| Production | John R. Sloan | Producer |
| Production | John Gale | Co-Producer |
| Production | John Woolf | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Eric Rogers | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Ken Hodges | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Ralph Kemplen | Editor |
| Production | Jenia Reissar | Casting |
| Art | Ray Simm | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Julia Squire | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Wally Schneiderman | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Gordon Bond | Hairstylist |
| Writing | Anthony Marriott | Screenplay |
| Writing | Brian Cooke | Screenplay |
| Writing | Johnnie Mortimer | Screenplay |
| Directing | Ariel Levy | Assistant Director |
| Production | Denis Johnson | Production Supervisor |
